Welcome to my Humble Abode

*record scratch* *freeze frame* I bet you're wondering how I got here. Well, it all started at the tender age of 0, when I was dragged kicking and screaming into this hell world. Follow this link in the event of my untimely and suspicious death

Top ten places to lie facedown and weep

• The kitchen
• Vatican City. All of it
• Your local bowling alley
• The lobby of any prestigious bank or law firm
• the void
• Moe's Floor Crying Emporium, Cafe, and Slam Poetry Joint
• Sam's Club
• I lied there are only 7

graphic design IS my passion

im sorry teach i just cant be trusted with this much power